March 01, 2005
Oscar Blues
Red carpet photo diary! Fashion trend of Oscars '05? Blue! It must be the new black—cause everybody was doing it. Except those who weren't. But you get the picture(s). Oscar date trend? Family members! From the Dunst (not actually) twins to the father-daughter combo of Jamie Foxx and Corinne, trotting out your relatives, famous or otherwise, is the new stag!
The pics (all credited to Yahoo/Wire Image) and my comments...
Devil With a Blue Dress On
[1] Virginia Madsen lives up to her name by teaming with fellow UVa Cavalier fan Sandra Oh [2] Charlize upstaging the nominees in a waterfall of a gown [3] Swank looking very posh in full-body gown [4] Mark it down-Salma's chest will one day win a Lifetime Achievement Oscar [5] the lovely Mrs. Sam Mendes shows a different shade [6] the pirate Jack Sparrow is dressed like a clown [7] worst accessory of the night: Melanie Griffith (the cane's looking pretty hot though)
Primary Colors
[1] Emmy Rossum in a heart-shaped box [2] Renee Zellweger is a fat-free Mrs. Claus [3] Oh, how I'd like to peel that orange off Sandra [4] still stunning [5] a yellow goddess [6] think if you untie the giant bow the whole dress falls apart? [7] Oprah: quietly taking over the globe
Hazy Shade(s) of Winter
[1] Mrs. Beatty is still ravishing [2] Beyoncé-Z lookin like Ursula from The Little Mermaid [3] Drew Barrymore was cute...when she was 5! [4] punk-rock hair, classy frills, fine actress [5] Scarlett can do no wrong, even in this bad outfit and worse hair [6] Ugliest "babe" in Hollywood [7] Maggie G looks like my half-melted vanilla & chocolate sauce bowl [8] from Oscar to Razzie in just two short years [9] Nat auditioning for Kiera Knightley's role in King Arthur 2
Perfect Gentleman
[1] our intrepid host in a Diddy-fied tux [2] Sugar Ray called and they want their idiot back [3] Diddy is the new Oprah [4] "Why the #$%@ am I here? They don't even like me!" [5] currently the 2nd coolest man alive [6] his Purple pants were too high in his closet for him to reach [7] the coolest man alive does not need a tie nor a jacket to dress up [8] short skirt, long jacket [9] who woulda thunk it? Jigga Man at the Oscars! [10] "I am so much prettier than that Dunst girl they have me presenting with."
Posted by Queuetipp at March 1, 2005 04:41 PM
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